Berklix
Mail List Subscriptions
& Web Booking Forms.

Mail Your Subscription Request To The Robot.

How To Subscribe & Unsubscribe Mail Lists.

• The robot is FREE.
• The robot is QUICK
  It responds to you immediately, with a mail requesting you return a password it issues you ( to check some malicious person is not faking your address), after you confirm with the password, the robot immediately does what you told it (subscribe, unsubscribe etc, (In special cases, after you confirm, it may pass your request on to be verified by list owner. ).
• The robot is SIMPLE, Examples:

  subscribe    name_of_list_to_join 
  unsubscribe  name_of_list_to_leave  optionally_your_old_address 
  

• The robot is RELIABLE .
• Despite people periodicaly claiming the robot failed them, in every case investigated, it was proved the human &/or the human subscribers personal mailer software had failed. Never the mail list robot. The majordomo owner no longer wastes time looking at such claims, don't waste time making such claims, instead Learn how to Do It Yourself
• The robot is ALWAYS AVAILABLE .
• The human list owners & majordomo owner are NOT TO BE ASKED - not interested ! DIY !
  Unlike the owners, The robot is never too busy, never sleeps, never falls ill, never leaves on holiday or business, never mis- spells your address, never gets impatient, never keeps you waiting, never ignores you, never questions your assertion of how dumb (or lazy) you may be, never demands { proof of money paid in advance to the Red Cross & or advance lubrication by numerous beers to self &/or friends } as deterrent to wasting the owners' time with manual subscription requests.
• The robot is happy to work on your request unpaid. The owners are Not.

Do NOT Ask Owners To [Un] Subscribe You.

• The owners do not waste time on personal subscription requests.
• Don't Ask! - You Will Be Refused, Ignored, Or automatically mail discarded unseen.
• Owner automatically filters mail: Subscription requests are deleted un- seen, un- acknowledged, un- answered, un- actioned.
• There are many hundreds of subscribers on Many Lists.
• Too dumb to use the robot ? Some claim it ! Truth is usually: Too lazy to set mailer to send Ascii, type 2 words eg unsubscribe list_name, & return the confirmation. Even if you really Are that dumb, which the owner doesn't believe, subscriptions are still Not done manually for you by the owner. Go ask some more competent friend to help you, The owner has No time to help you.
• The owner installed the robot because he no longer had time to waste doing free manual subscriptions. You wouldn't enjoy mailing the owner & waiting, only to realise you really have been silently deleted automatically unseen, as stated. You wouldn't enjoy waiting to meet the owner, just to be refused. The owner doesn't like being asked, or refusing either, but he Does refuse, regularly. Don't waste time, Don't Ask the owner! Learn how to Do It Yourself, or find someone with more time time than the owner - The owner has No time to waste.

Web Booking Forms.